Sizing Guide

We can't reach through the screen and measure you, and honestly, neither of us wants that. So instead, here's the real spec sheet for every blank we print on — not a vague "runs small, size up" shrug, actual numbers.

Tees (Gildan Softstyle® 6400)

Size Body Length Chest (flat)
S 28" 18"
M 29" 20"
L 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"
2XL 32" 26"
3XL 33" 28"

Runs slightly slim. If your last decision was "I'll just size down," don't repeat it here.

Tanks (Next Level 1533 Racerback)

Size Body Length Chest (flat)
S 27.5" 14"
M 28" 15"
L 28.5" 16"
XL 29" 17"
2XL 29.5" 18"

Fitted by design. If you like your tanks loose, go up a size — the tank will not meet you halfway.

Hoodies (Gildan 18500)

Size Body Length Chest (flat)
S 26" 20"
M 27" 22"
L 28" 24"
XL 29" 26"
2XL 30" 28"
3XL 31" 30"

True to size, classic fit. Layer something under it if you want, it's roomy enough to hide most of your other bad decisions.

How to read "flat": that's the garment laid flat, side seam to side seam — double it for the actual around-the-body number. A Large tee at 22" flat fits a 42-44" chest.

Numbers can drift by an inch either way — that's just how printed apparel works, not us cutting corners. If yours shows up wildly off, that's a different problem, and we'll fix it.