Make Your Bad Decision...

Got a one-liner, an inside joke, or an idea that's been living in your head rent-free? Send it our way. We'll design it with you and ship it to your door for $29.99 — bulk discounts available if you want more than one.

Note: This form is for shirt idea submissions only. If you're reaching out to pitch a product, service, or partnership, this isn't the right channel — those submissions won't get a reply.

How it works:

  1. Tell us your idea below
  2. We sketch it up in our style and send you a mockup to approve
  3. Once you approve the final design, we'll send a payment request for $29.99 per shirt (or your bulk price) via Zelle, Cash App, or Venmo
  4. Once payment's received, we place your order and ship it straight to you
  5. If it's a good fit for the store, we may add it to the Dry Wit lineup for everyone else to buy too
How would you prefer we contact you?
Optional — so we can tag you if we post it.
Optional — got a photo, sketch, or example that inspired this? Drop a Google Drive, Google Photos, or Dropbox link here.
Ordering more than a couple? Mention it here and we'll follow up with bulk pricing.