The unofficial toast of every bad decision that turned into a good story later. Soft, breathable unisex Tank Top, printed to order.
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Fabric & fit -
Printed on the Next Level Apparel 1533 Women's Ideal Racerback Tank — a lightweight, form-fitting racerback tank with a soft, breathable feel. Racerback cut, true to size.
Fabric note: Solid colors are 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade).
Unisex sizing, true to size — see size chart
Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.
