Twelve hours of chaos, coded charts, and controlled panic — followed by exactly one glass of calm. That's the whole shift, honestly. Soft, breathable unisex tee, printed to order.
Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.
Fabric note: Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.
Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart
Details
Storm-and-swirl badge design centered on a single wine glass
Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection
Sizes S–3XL
Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.
