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Dry Wit Clothing
No Great Story Started With a Salad Shirt – Funny Alcohol Tee
No Great Story Started With a Salad Shirt – Funny Alcohol Tee
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The unofficial toast of every bad decision that turned into a good story later. Soft, breathable unisex tee, printed to order.
Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tee — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton shirt (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.
Fabric Note
Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.
Details
- Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart
- Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.
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