• Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Sport Grey, front flat lay
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, White, folded flat lay styled with a straw hat, sunglasses, sneakers and denim
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, White, worn by a standing model with one hand in their pocket
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, White, worn by a model seated on a wooden chair
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, White, worn by a model seated on a white block
  • Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart for the Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Cornsilk pale yellow, worn by a model seated on a white block
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Cornsilk pale yellow, folded flat lay styled with a straw hat, sunglasses, sneakers and denim
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Cornsilk pale yellow, worn by a standing model with one hand in their pocket
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Cornsilk pale yellow, worn by a model seated on a wooden chair
  • Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart for the Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Sport Grey, close-up of the neck label showing the Dry Wit Clothing brand tag and size
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Sport Grey, folded flat lay styled with a straw hat, sunglasses, sneakers and denim
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Sport Grey, worn by a standing model with one hand in their pocket
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Sport Grey, worn by a model seated on a wooden chair
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Sport Grey, worn by a model seated on a white block
  • Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart for the Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Heather Berry pink, front flat lay
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Heather Berry pink, worn by a standing model with one hand in their pocket
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Heather Berry pink, worn by a model seated on a wooden chair
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Heather Berry pink, worn by a model seated on a white block
  • Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart for the Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Heather Cardinal red, front flat lay
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Heather Cardinal red, worn by a standing model with one hand in their pocket
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Heather Cardinal red, worn by a model seated on a wooden chair
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Heather Cardinal red, worn by a model seated on a white block
  • Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart for the Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Dark Heather charcoal, front flat lay
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Dark Heather charcoal, worn by a standing model with one hand in their pocket
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Dark Heather charcoal, worn by a model seated on a wooden chair
  • Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, Dark Heather charcoal, worn by a model seated on a white block
  • Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart for the Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL
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Dry Wit Clothing

Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt – Funny Toast Tee

Cheers to Lowering Expectations Shirt – Funny Toast Tee

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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A toast, honestly. For the realists who'd rather adjust the bar than be disappointed by it.

Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.

Fabric Note
Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.

Details

  • Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart
  • Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
  • Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.
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