Dry Wit Clothing
I'm Not Drunk, I'm Just Fluent in Sarcasm Shirt
I'm Not Drunk, I'm Just Fluent in Sarcasm Shirt
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A statement shirt for a statement personality. Pairs well with one drink, several opinions, and zero filter. Soft, breathable unisex tee, printed to order.
Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 tee — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton shirt (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.
Fabric Note
Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.
Details
- Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart
- Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.
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