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Fluent in Sarcasm Shirt – Funny Night Shift Nurse Tee

Fluent in Sarcasm Shirt – Funny Night Shift Nurse Tee

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Two truths about night shift nursing: the sarcasm is a survival skill, and the wine is non-negotiable. Wear it proud.

Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.

Fabric Note
Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.

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  • Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Vintage badge-style graphic with a wine-glass heartbeat icon
  • A gift that actually gets it, for the nurse who's fluent in sarcasm

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection

Gildan 64000 sizes (±1.5 in / 3.8 cm manufacturing tolerance)
SizeXSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width (in)16.018.020.022.024.026.028.030.032.0
Width (cm)40.645.750.856.061.066.071.176.281.3
Length (in)27.028.029.030.031.032.033.034.035.0
Length (cm)68.671.173.776.279.081.384.086.489.0
Sleeve (in)8.08.28.58.79.29.39.59.710.0
Sleeve (cm)20.321.021.622.222.923.524.124.725.3

What's this made of?

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.

What's your return policy?

Items are made to order, so we can't accept returns for size, fit, or change of mind — please confirm sizing before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.

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