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Fluent in Sarcasm Shirt – Funny Night Shift Nurse Tee
Fluent in Sarcasm Shirt – Funny Night Shift Nurse Tee
Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection
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Two truths about night shift nursing: the sarcasm is a survival skill, and the wine is non-negotiable. Wear it proud.
Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.
Fabric Note
Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.
Details
- Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection
- Sizes S–3XL
- Vintage badge-style graphic with a wine-glass heartbeat icon
- A gift that actually gets it, for the nurse who's fluent in sarcasm
Frequently Asked Questions
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 16.0 | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Width (cm) | 40.6 | 45.7 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length (in) | 27.0 | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve (in) | 8.0 | 8.2 | 8.5 | 8.7 | 9.2 | 9.3 | 9.5 | 9.7 | 10.0 |
| Sleeve (cm) | 20.3 | 21.0 | 21.6 | 22.2 | 22.9 | 23.5 | 24.1 | 24.7 | 25.3 |
What's this made of?
What's this made of?
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.
What's your return policy?
What's your return policy?
Items are made to order, so we can't accept returns for size, fit, or change of mind — please confirm sizing before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.
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